What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
What does a relationship and suicidal thoughts have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
What's a native chick say after sex? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes
What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common? both want to put a winchester in their mouth
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
what do packman and olaf have in common they are both gay
