Commen jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
like this if you have ever been abused.