Commen jokes

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.