Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke
What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
i dont have a joke its just funny reading them
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
im autistic and i find these so funny
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.
whats the difference between a boomerang and parents to a orphan? the boomerang comes back
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
why do orphans not know if their lactose and tolerant because their dad never came back with milk
whats a orphans favourite movie? spider man homecoming
