Combat jokes

What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

*Loud explosion inside the tank* "Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"I'm positive!"

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.