Color change jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
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How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
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The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...