What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife then you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
