Cinderella jokes
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.