Fairy Godmother

Fairy Godmother jokes

Cinderella

    • One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

    (P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

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    • Wish

    • A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

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    • Wish

    • An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."

    "What is it?" she asked.

    "After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.

    "Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.

    "For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.

    "And your final wish?" the genie asked.

    "I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."

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    • Marriage

    • My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

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    • Orphan

    • An orphan finds a genie.

    Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

    Genie: "Of course."

    Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

    Genie: "Done."

    Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

    Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

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