Glass slipper jokes
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)