Glass slipper jokes
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!