you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
It’s Christmas and sally has a gift she got a Barrie just kidding she still hasn’t opened it
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas. Cuz there the ones making the toys.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa
Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What did the orphan want for Christmas.
Parents
what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
why are Christmas trees banned at mental hospital they would hang themselves like ornaments
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing they haven't got family
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash
You mamy is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas and it’s still downloading
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
