For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
