Chick jokes

Obama

Why did Obama marry Michelle?

Because he's into chicks with dicks.

look how cute this cat is like if you think he is cute

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

the side chick (4 slots is more fun than one)

Beefin wit my chick while im in jail 🥀

When people ask my gender:

I might have a dick, I might be a chick I might be a guy who's a chick with a dick

But I suck cock and eat pussy the same, I put all the famous pornstars to shame.

I can bang both your parents all night, I'll fuck them both rough as they moan in delight.

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