Chew chew train jokes
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.