Chew chew train jokes
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.