What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
How does a train sneeze?
It goes a-choo choo
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies
(He was hit by a train
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
