Chester jokes

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?

Because he's always spotted.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Death once had a near Chuck experience.