Chemotherapy jokes

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What's bald and can't grow no hair?

A kid with cancer.

What's a cancer patient's favorite food?

Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy

Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵