Chemotherapy jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.