My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
āSee how I canāt scan myself? Itās because Iām pricelessā
I decided Iād scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out Iām worth $3.97
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
why did the doctor check out earth? he had a tummy quake
by the way this isnt a joke or a poem i just want to say please check out gwens puns there good
Ppl pls check out Tenya's jokes. girl. love. cheetah. blue jokes!
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because Iām trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause Iād spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because Iād love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs arenāt. Iām not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I donāt know whatās gotten into me lately... but I hope itās you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because Iāll bomb whatās in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. Iām so jealous of your heart right now because itās pounding inside of you and Iām not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
A Boy asked his Dad : Ā« Why didnāt you make love with my mom daddy ? Ā» Dad : Ā« Because Iām gay Ā»
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddyās big peepee*
Son : Ā« W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didnāt make love with my mom if youāre not straight ? Ā» Dad : Ā« Because you are not real and i didnāt even have a wife Ā»
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didnāt find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : Ā« Why you did look so worried Iām just bringing some food for breakfast Ā» Son : Ā« Well but why your hands is full of cum ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) Ā» Dad : Ā« Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. Ā» Son : Ā« But it was a nightmare .. Ā»
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : Ā« Iām your nightmare Ā»
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered heās gay.
The Son with himself: Ā« Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! Ā»
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking When he dies?
Rust in pieces!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takinā a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobiās floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoulās war, studied the Vaticanās lore, wanted to see Manhattanās allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoliās score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour
