what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
Spider man no way home know why he’s a orphan now
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected smash character.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
sans undertale
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
Uma thurman in pulp fiction was very kind and possibly the sweetest character unless you count her forehead as of now
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.
Travis Spick-le.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
