Cauliflower jokes
What do you call a broccoli 馃ウ when it鈥檚 a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.