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Catholic Jokes

😫 😒 😳 πŸ€” Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ at the glory hole πŸ•³ πŸ•³ πŸ•³ πŸ•³ πŸ•³πŸ•³ πŸ•³πŸ•³ πŸ•³πŸ•³ inside the adult book store someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar πŸ₯œ 🌭 πŸ₯œ 😜 😜 😘 😘 😍 😍 πŸ₯° πŸ₯° 😻 😻 πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š ☺ ☺ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜

πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘–πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘–πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ‘– πŸ”‘ 🏠 πŸ€” πŸ™„why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest πŸ‘– πŸ‘–πŸ‘– πŸ‘–πŸ‘–πŸ‘– πŸ‘– removed zippers from the pants of πŸ‘¬ gay men in the LGBT community? because he lost his key πŸ”‘ to his house and he was desperate to get back πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ 🏠 inside of his house and he thought that one of keys πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ πŸ”‘ to their zippers would be able to unlock the door πŸšͺ of his house 🏠 πŸ™Œ πŸ™Œ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ 😁 😁 😁 😁 😊 😊 😊 😊 πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜„ πŸ˜† πŸ˜„ πŸ˜† 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄ πŸ₯΄

Why do catholic priest suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish? because it taste like a vienna sausage

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary

Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day

what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"

Why does a penis tastes like octopus πŸ™ stupid question πŸ˜’ πŸ™„ even the catholic church β›ͺ πŸ™ knows that one

What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

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Why does the catholic church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth? so a priest give a anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man or a gay man or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession

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Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole

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Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

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How to you trick a catholic priest into using the glory hole at a adult bookstore? tell him it is a confessional booth

Catholic men say eating Broccoli is like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

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