Catholic Church jokes
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?