ANIME CATS
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats and I'm like "Water you talking about" =3
dad fucked mom mom fucked son son fucked sister sister fucked dog dog fucked cat cat fucked bird bird fucked fish fish fucked dad dad really liked it
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
"I really hate cats" my friend replied with" you gotta be kitten me."
Can I tell you a cat joke? Yes cause its purrfect
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! 😂😂😂😂😂
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat
why did the cat cross the road
2 die
How do you make a cat go "woof"? .... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
what do chinesse people order noodels in bed with some fried cat
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow
Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait.. does that make it a caterpillar?
If a cat hits you with her tail is it considered being pussy whipped?
