you cat to be kitten me right meow
JOKES 1 my life 2 pat as a cat
I would tell you a cat pun but it's too purrfect to share.
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between a dog and a cat. I don't know either. Why do you think I asked you. ;)
Which catergory is glory in? - Cats
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?” “Yes” “Did you hang ‘em?”
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?”
He responded with, “The cat is dead.”
She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you have broken the news slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing's dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?”
“She’s playing on the roof.”
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores
People want to be nice to each other, because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
Me holding a new cat: Say Hi to my little friend! My friends: Hi to my little friend!
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
