What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
Why are orphans so bad at poker? they don’t know what a full house is!
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
why did the hobo go back to the future.
to stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino macine.
I recently got kicked out of a casino because i apparantly misunderstood what the craps table was for
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom, Then fucked a slut, Played some slots, Took some shots, then shot a JOKER
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself But he died with a smile
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
