Casino

Casino jokes

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.

What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?

They both hit me face down on the table.

I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.

JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.

Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!

It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.