Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
