Carnival jokes

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

What's a car's favorite place to hang out?

A CARnival!