Caretaker Jokes

I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

Why was the orphan stupid?

Because his parents couldn't guide him.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.

Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!

Why do orphans go to church?

So at least they will have someone to call father.

What do you call a person who cares for chickens?

A chicken tender.

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?