Caretaker

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I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?

I love working at an orphanage.

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.