Caretaker jokes

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

What is a Care Bear's favorite job?

Take care of bears.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."