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    • What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

    White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

    Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!

    Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!

    Lenda: I'll try!

    3 mins later.

    Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!

    Lenda: Then what is 90 million?

    Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!

    4 mins later.

    Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?

    Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!

    Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!

    Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!

    Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?

    Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!