Capitol jokes

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Fox News Friday

Storm the Capitol Saturday

Say You’re Sorry Sunday

Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?

Dumb kid: The W???

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!

Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!

Lenda: I'll try!

3 mins later.

Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!

Lenda: Then what is 90 million?

Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!

4 mins later.

Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?

Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!

Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!

Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!

Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?

Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!

Capital Extra is a radio station!

Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"