What type of bee cant fly...
Answer: Kobeee
what is yellow and cant swim?
A bus full of kids.
FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CANT BREATHE (I am Paul walker btw)
*COUGHS ROUGHLY* OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT SEE IT BURNS HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP *Weakly* !
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
Cause they cant find there parents
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
Orfans cant find the hom page
name something an orphan cant do? go cry to their mommy
Why cant orphans play baseball? They cant run home.
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't know there daddy.
when little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
why cant orphans get five stars in gta? because they werent wanted
What kind of bee cant fly? A KOBE
why cant an orphan be gay it has no one to call daddy
Zion is so fat that his dick cant even fit in his wifes pussy
why cant orphans never get a car? cause they don't have a birth certificate
do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
why cant emos come out of the closet to their parents? because they wont be there to stick around
