Canada jokes
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
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What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
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How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
you.
Canada.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
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How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."