Why canβt you have a proper conversation with the gay person? Theyβre never straight with you
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's CHEEK
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!β
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Fatherβs Day
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word
What do you call a rapper who canβt RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call a rapper who canβt rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
What does Can do after eating itβs vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
π‘ idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
