How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
what a sharks favorite sandwich peanut butter and jellyfish
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?" Bob says, "Umm No-" Fred then says, "Ah okay then I won't spread it."
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What sandwich spread makes people itch? Flea-nut butter.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party? “Nice spread!”
When is the peanut butter due to arrive? In a Jif.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter nut tell you.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.