But crack jokes

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?

"I got stuck in a butt crack!"

Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.