But crack jokes

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?

"I got stuck in a butt crack!"

Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.