But crack jokes
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
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What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 馃槀馃槀馃槀
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
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If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.