How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
What does a blowjob from a 80 year old and Bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush but don't look down
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics