Bunjee Jumping jokes

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.