Bulletproof jokes

Why is Black Panther every cop's worst nightmare?

He is a bulletproof black man.

Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?

A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.