Bulking season jokes

If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America's population.

Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.