A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
i hate stairs their always up to something
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. -- It's a complex complex complex.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
