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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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poor. just poor


Lol you should have said "..and you'll be on fire for the rest of your life".

Zhin from paladins says that

what a dumb joke because the fire would go out over time and the dead body would cool down making it not hot therefore this joke is not true

You shut up semorebutts.

He'll be on fire for the rest of his life, implying he's gonna die very fast :)

also works as a pick up line

You dumbas semorebutts he would be on fire for the rest of his life so it doesn't matter if the body gets cold because he won't be alive anymore anyway, so therefore it is true!!!!!!!

Its funny so who the f cares

Lol i like it


This is a great joke and i think it is phrased perfectly.

semorebutts is actually retarded........

Rest I peace the late sir Terry Pratchet.

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Ummm .. He'd be dead

@Catdraco before his life goes away he'll be warm

New hee hee

I think you pee pole need to take a BREAK

semmorbutts needa get a life its a joke no joke is real beseides a few of them

I luv how someone like semorebutts says reality but has no creativity and humour about the joke bruh... xd

wtf that is sooooooo nice

but I thought all dogs go to heaven

They do...

That’s a good one

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If all dogs go to heaven i think Michael Vick will be a little nervous if he makes it

So true


Damn that's crazy