Building Material jokes

Brick

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's green and bad for your teeth?

A green brick.

Building

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

Wood

Little John · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "Literally us:" above three images. The top left image shows a screw and is labeled "Screws borrowed from aunt." The top right image shows stacked wooden planks and is labeled "Eco friendly wood veneer." The bottom image shows stacked galvanized steel.

Building Material memes

Boat

Anonymous · 6 years ago

What can you build with people? A boat!

Type

Upper Kiwi · 1 month ago

There are many types, good and bad, all at a reasonable price (€3.90 per week), and you can buy crushed stone for €5. It can be fresher and tastier than ever.

Lego

Marilol · 3 years ago

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Construction

SnowyHeart · 6 years ago

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Building

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Metal

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows a wooden guillotine with labels and prices for each part from Home Depot, accompanied by the text "Something you can do with your $600 stimulus check." at the top and "DIY PROJECTS & IDEAS" at the bottom. The parts and prices include: 24in x 24in, #16 plain sheet metal for $39.98; Everbilt 1/4in x 100 ft Sisal Rope, Naural for $7.97; 1in x 6in x 8 ft for $10.11; 4in x 4in x 10 #2 for $11.12; 2in x 4in #12 Galvanized L-Angle for $2.11; and 2in x 4in x 10 #2 for $3.88.

Building Material memes