Breathing In jokes

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

I breathe in African food.

My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."