Breathing In jokes

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

I breathe in African food.

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

When you breathe.

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?

I don't know. I suffocated at birth.

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".