Breastfeeding jokes

What kind of bee makes milk?

Boo Bees

"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?