FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
This isn't a joke my dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago he still hasn't returned should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
I knead bread
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said 'ok' and licked the bread. 'it's really easy to spread' he said. LOL!
Why doesn't bread like warm weather? It gets toasty
A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
