Joke

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It is from south park

5 Stars 🤩😂

thats where my mum gets all that bread from

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork so they could save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps.

Yo mama so poor burglars break into her house and leave money behind.

Yo mama so poor she decided to create a gmail account just so she could get the spam.

Yo mama do poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

Yo mama so poor she drives a poor-shh.

Yo mama so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me and tried to take my wallet.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I asked her what she was doing and she said “Buying luggage.”

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she makes her own hand sanatizer.

Yo mama so poor she sued Capital One for trying to guess how much money she had in her pocket.

Yo mama so poor her moms from poortugal, and her dads from Singapoor.

Yo mama so poor she went to Payless and she couldn’t afford to pay less.

Yo mama so poor the only word she knows is benefit.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush.

Yo mama so poor she waved her hand around a popsicle and called it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor her front door and her back door are literally the exact same thing.

Yo mama so poor the roaches pay the light bill.

Yo mama so poor when I stepped on a cigarette butt, she asked “Who turned off the heater?”