Boobs Jokes

What does one boob say to the other boob

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)

What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob.... if we dont get some support soon people will start to think we are balls.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.

seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.

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Haha boob

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9) which was 2 2 many (922) so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968) she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless

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The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

Other jokes:

1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.

2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?

3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.

4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!

5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.

8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.