Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
So, You're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said "you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills." *he hands her a pen* He said "sell me this pen" She puts in between her boobs.
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
Ones a crusty Bus station and one's a Busty crustacean
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!
Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic