why didn't the skeliton cross the road? a.he didn't have the guts to do it
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that go's to school but doesn't do any work A:lazy bones
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are Humerus
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
what do you call animal under ground, a fossil.
why was the milky way remembered... because its... DELICIOUS!
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
don't break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones... they have 206.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED Fell papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What's a skeleton's favorite meme? Ken Bone
Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
You've got a body inside you - It's called your bones.
here's a joke - your life
you
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!
